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A Tribute Our Pals DownUnder

Post by Corlyss_D » Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:00 pm

June 23, 2006
Why I Love Australia
By Charles Krauthammer

WASHINGTON -- In the Australian House of Representatives last month, opposition member Julia Gillard interrupted a speech by the minister of health thusly: "I move that that sniveling grub over there be not further heard.''

For that, the good woman was ordered removed from the House, if only for a day. She might have escaped that little time-out if she had responded to the speaker's demand for an apology with something other than "If I have offended grubs, I withdraw unconditionally.''

God, I love Australia. Where else do you have a shadow health minister with such, er, starch? Of course I'm prejudiced, having married an Australian, but how not to like a country, in this age of sniveling grubs worldwide, whose treasurer suggests to any person who "wants to live under sharia law'' to try Saudi Arabia and Iran, "but not Australia.'' He was elaborating on an earlier suggestion that "people who ... don't want to live by Australian values and understand them, well then they can basically clear off.'' Contrast this with Canada, historically and culturally Australia's commonwealth twin, where last year Ontario actually gave serious consideration to allowing its Muslims to live under sharia law.

Such things don't happen in Australia. This is a place where, when the remains of a fallen soldier are accidentally switched with those of a Bosnian, the enraged widow picks up the phone late at night, calls the prime minister at home in bed and delivers a furious unedited rant -- which he publicly and graciously accepts as fully deserved. Where Americans today sue, Australians slash and skewer.

For Americans, Australia engenders nostalgia for our own past, which we gauzily remember as infused with John Wayne plain-spokenness and vigor. Australia evokes an echo of our own frontier, which is why Australia is the only place you can unironically still shoot a Western.

It is surely the only place where you hear officials speaking plainly in defense of action. What other foreign minister but Australia's would see through "multilateralism,'' the fetish of every sniveling foreign policy grub from the Quai d'Orsay to Foggy Bottom, calling it correctly "a synonym for an ineffective and unfocused policy involving internationalism of the lowest common denominator''?

And with action comes bravery, from the transcendent courage of the doomed at Gallipoli to the playful insanity of Australian-rules football. How can you not like a country whose trademark sport has Attila-the-Hun rules, short pants and no padding -- a national passion that makes American football look positively pastoral?

That bravery breeds affection in America for another reason as well. Australia is the only country that has fought with the United States in every one of its major conflicts since 1914, the good and the bad, the winning and the losing.

Why? Because Australia's geographic and historical isolation has bred a wisdom about the structure of peace -- a wisdom that eludes most other countries. Australia has no illusions about the "international community'' and its feckless institutions. An island of tranquility in a roiling region, Australia understands that peace and prosperity do not come with the air we breathe, but are maintained by power -- once the power of the British Empire, now the power of the United States.

Australia joined the faraway wars of early-20th-century Europe not out of imperial nostalgia, but out of a deep understanding that its fate and the fate of liberty were intimately bound with that of the British Empire as principal underwriter of the international system. Today the underwriter is America, and Australia understands that an American retreat or defeat -- a chastening consummation devoutly, if secretly, wished by many a Western ally -- would be catastrophic for Australia and for the world.

When Australian ambassadors in Washington express support for the U.S., it is heartfelt and unalloyed, never the "yes, but'' of the other allies, perfunctory support followed by a list of complaints, slights and sage finger-wagging. Australia understands America's role and is sympathetic to its predicament as reluctant hegemon. That understanding has led it to share foxholes with Americans from Korea to Kabul. They fought with us at Tet and now in Baghdad. Not every engagement has ended well. But every one was strenuous, and many quite friendless. Which is why America has such affection for a country whose prime minister said after 9/11, "This is no time to be an 80 percent ally,'' and actually meant it.
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Post by Donald Isler » Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:44 am

Plus, they've produced some pretty terrific pianists!
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Post by Teresa B » Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:31 am

:D And writers!

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Post by Ralph » Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:34 am

And actresses!!
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Post by Lark Ascending » Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:36 pm

And one of my favourite composers (Percy Grainger).
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Post by Ralph » Sat Jun 24, 2006 5:39 pm

Miss Universe porn storm
By ANDREA MAYES and PAUL WESTON
25jun06

MISS Universe Australia may be stripped of her title because of a series of raunchy photographs.

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The photos of Gold Coast model Erin McNaught, 24, published in Zoo Weekly magazine, have thrown the pageant into turmoil.


They show McNaught in various stages of undress- skimpy underwear, topless or next to nothing.


Pageant officials want her to hand back the title's tiara only two weeks after she won the event.


Judge Jonathan Westbrook and pageant co-ordinator Deborah Miller say the event has "descended into farce".


They say that by failing to turn up for media and sponsorship commitments in Melbourne last week, McNaught doesn't deserve the $20,000 diamond tiara.


The Melbourne pageant was gaffe-prone: the title of first runner-up was incorrectly awarded to Victoria's Emma Newcombe ahead of Perth's Leah Fuhrmann. They have since swapped sashes.
Mr Westbrook accused McNaught of "dragging the contest into the gutter".


"This is a prestigious event and these photos are bringing its image into disrepute," Mr Westbrook said. "She is not the wholesome role model we are looking for."


He called for Fuhrmann to be awarded the title.


Ms Miller said McNaught had set a bad example and did not deserve to retain the title.


"I believe she should have the crown taken off her," Ms Miller said. "She's not a role model for young girls."


Pageant director and licensee Jim Davie says Miss McNaught has done nothing wrong.


Mr Davie left a message on Mr Westbrook's voicemail saying, regardless of the photos, McNaught would represent Australia at the international competition in Los Angeles on July 23.

He said: "I can assure you it's my decision- and she's going. She's done nothing, in my view, that is beyond her representing us."


Another judge, photographer Grant Good, agreed, saying the photos were "tastefully done and, in any case, they were taken before she won. They don't contravene any rules or regulations."


McNaught's mother, Lin, said the pageant's national director knew about the (revealing photographs) before Erin was appointed Miss Universe Australia.


"He didn't have a problem with it," she said.
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Post by Corlyss_D » Sat Jun 24, 2006 6:24 pm

Ralph wrote:Miss Universe porn storm
By ANDREA MAYES and PAUL WESTON
25jun06

MISS Universe Australia may be stripped of her title because of a series of raunchy photographs.
She's not nearly as cute as those firefighters . . .
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Post by Ralph » Sat Jun 24, 2006 7:04 pm

Corlyss_D wrote:
Ralph wrote:Miss Universe porn storm
By ANDREA MAYES and PAUL WESTON
25jun06

MISS Universe Australia may be stripped of her title because of a series of raunchy photographs.
She's not nearly as cute as those firefighters . . .
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Oh she is very cute!
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