Early reports from the Summit

[Rach3]

From The Borowitz Report,New Yorker Magazine:

Biden Tells Putin He Must Return His Oval Office Keys
“Look, pal, if you want to have a summit meeting, you’re gonna have to give back the keys,” Biden reportedly told the Russian President.

Putin Misses Former Employee Trump

The Russian President acknowledged that dealing with the employee could be frustrating but said that the inconveniences seemed trivial now.

[maestrob]